slide into the deep pits of hell
"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are
Heaven forbid a guy has a preference regarding female hair length. No, if we spot a guy having anything of a preference lets put him in his place by making condescending remarks about dick size.
And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes
This is probably the best artistic picture I’ve ever seen. The power, intensity and flow of movement portrayed in the ice is mesmerizing. Whomever took this picture has a great eye for detail. Just freaking awesome!
That’s it, That’s Britain.
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty
or have things all over your face,
because what truly matters is
what’s inside you.
this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr